Hey! You! Yeah, you! Do you feel ostracized by society because you're 7-foot-9-inches tall and extract plastic from the stomachs of dolphins as if you were merely fishing out a pair of boxers from your dresser? Huh? Well, do you? Good news, my friend, you can be loved.
Bao Xishun, last seen in the news for saving two dolphins after medical instruments failed, married Xia Shujjian, a woman about half his age yet--unfortunately--not half his size. She clocks in at 5-foot-6-inches. Congratulations to the both of 'em. May they find a blissful median together.
Get it? Huh? Get it?
Ah, forget you all. On the side, I slowed down as a squirrel bounded across the road the other day. Ladies, can you say mawwiage?