Scientists have discovered an Earth-like planet just outside our solar system that could sustain human life.
It's name? Gliese 581 C.
Gliese 581 C, for science's sake. As a writer, I could come up with a much better name than that crap in just a few minutes. Let's see, let's see...
Seriously, I could do this all day. Feel free to share your planet names though because even if they are something like Planet Cool or Zebe, it'll be a thousand times better than Gliese 581 C. Ugh. Gliese 581 C!!!